On Wednesday, 9th January 2008, several events took place.
Among them was an 'collection' of gratuitous violences, irrational exuberances and exertionages, that street hoodlums refer to as 'basketball'.
Gory details to follow.
In this first example, our fine example specimen fends off a small, yet formidable enemy. These creatures have been known to resort to dirty, under-handed methods, known as 'fouls' in order to retrieve a leather-set spherical orb characterized by firm reboundatory motions and Tiggeresque stripes subdividing aforementioned object into eight panels. Once retrieved, these foul-necked beasts proceed to propel said 'ball' through a hoop mounted ten feet above ground level.
I am possessed by an uncontrollable urge to dismember them around of the pivot of their cervical vertebrae with a pedally operated humus redistribution device - I mean... I want to behead them with a shovel.
Moving on to Exhibit B:
This is the 'pack'. Generally subdivided into two partitions, known
as 'offense' and 'defense' in common parlance. They play ball! What else is there to say?
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